Smunkenpickles demonstrated this through his unwavering courage. Transition: As human beings, great compassion requires great sacrifice. He demonstrated unique discipline when eating, he would never attempt to approach passerbies and take their food he dined diligently out of the trash can. We all have heard cases of the aggressive squirrel, the one that hops out at you on your way to class, Smunkenpickles was always courteous.Ģ. Smunkenpickles was the friendliest of his kind.ġ. We can all remember a time where Smunkenpickles made that small difference in our day, making life a bit easier.Ĭ. Smunkenpickles was always there, greeting passersby’s with a friendly chirp.ī. Many of us can recall a time when we were feeling down or depressed and Smunkenpickles could cure a bad day.Ī. Smunkenpickles cared for everybody no matter who they were.ġ. Smunkenpickles showed us that love wasn’t just about breeding it’s about personal fulfillment and unwavering dedication.ī. His clasps shook are souls, creating an atmosphere of passion and love every morning.Ģ.
The echoes of Smunkenpickles chatters during breeding system could be heard throughout the dorms, reminding us of the dedication that true love really takes.ī. “When breeding season comes the male squirrel attracts females by banging on the bark and chattering loudly.” ()Ī. Smunkenpickles was first and foremost a ladies squirrel.ġ. Smunkenpickles was a creature of deep passion.Ī. Transition: Lets first start out with Smunkenpickles most important trait, his compassion for life. In the face of danger, Smunkenpickles showed us all what bravery really means. Smunkenpickles was a creature of deep passion.ī. Since then we have all come to know Smunkenpickles as a fine example of an amazing creature, and he will be deeply missed.Ī. “Interesting” a fellow student said as he came up behind me “He likes skittles”. The squirrel carefully came forward, picked up the shiny green candy, and started to nibble it between his gentle paws. I poured a couple into my hand and slowly reached out to the creature. I bent over and took out a small bag of skittles. But as I looked into the creature’s eyes, I saw not a desperate animal looking for something to eat, but a character of deep passion and integrity. And after all, he was just in a trash can. I admit being cautious at first, as such animals are usually dirty and sometimes carry diseases. As I was walking down a path, a recognizable creature hopped out of the trash can. The air was cool, the sun was bright, and the day had just begun. I was walking across the colorful fall seasoned Highville University campus. When I first met this amazing creature, I immediately realized his passion for life. Our dearest friend, Smunkenpickles the squirrel. A friend of passion, acceptance, and love.ī. You are gathered here this evening in mourning of a lost love one, a friend that will be dearly missed.Ī. The people who stand up for you no matter what the case, who see you for who you really are. We all know that in times of need, are most valuable resource is our loved ones. It is arguably a necessity, a constant pursuit.ī. As human beings, being loved is not an option.Ī. Thesis: Smunkenpickles the squirrel was a role model of compassion and bravery for everyone who knew him. This is just a rough outline for the speech.
it could justify me giving a eulogy for him. Even though the first line of the curriculum says "DO NOT SPEAK ON FICTITIOUS MATERIAL." I thought that since I did see a squirrel get hit by a golf cart the other day.
In the wake of my frustration after writing the Ron Paul speech, I decided to just make shit up. So I have a real problem with writing about values and not sounding like either a 3rd grader or a jerk off. Value Holder: "Stop calling my dog Rat Bastard your going to hurt it's feelings." Me: "Are you kidding me? I lost all my teammates and took on like three waves of zombie attacks and a fucking tank by myself. and yes its fucking awesome.) and its a Friday night. Value Holder: "Your still playing that zombie shooter game (Yes i picked up the left 4 dead demo this weekend. Me: "I've had more meaningful discussions with the toothless hobo on King street. Value holder: "You should write your grandmother more. Or maybe it's because "values" are just retarded excuses to generalize complex ideas: maybe its because I don't have any values. writing based on "values" is the hardest thing for me to conceptualize. Whoa there cowboy! That's one nasty run on sentence.īut seriously. but didn't feel like presenting it because I was already bored to tears by the utter lameness of endorsing a presidential candidate that already got jewed out of the election by the rest of those political creatures you people call candidates. So for an oral communication class we recently had to give a ceremonial speech.
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